OH THE JOYS!

Scene: Lonnie chaning Lillianah, and I was changing zoey.
SN: If you know our babies, they dont SIT STILL, at all. Exp. when their diaper is being changed.
Coke in the cup holder on the couch.

Lillianah was good this time and let lonnie change her diaper. he finished in a few minutes, while I was doing this.
Me: lay zoey down, and i get her pants around her ankles.
Z: GETS UP, and races for the coke can.
Me: lay zoey back down
z: GETS UP, and races for the coke can.
Me: (Lonnie is done changing Lillianah at this point) Lonnie will you grab the can and put it on the other side of you, she wants it and that why she keeps getting up. I lay her back down. He moves the can. I open her diaper, POOP.
Z: GETS UP, falls on my leg, poop on the pants, sits on the floor, poop on the floor,
ME: lonnie help , she wont lay down
(she is a squirmy little thing and a STRONG liltt monkey, no one can hold her down if she doesnt want to, it takes two of us)
ME; I get her to lay back down and lonnie is talking to her so she sits still just enough for me to get the poop of her back/but, but not all of it.
(we are so busy focusing on zoey, what did we forget about? the coke can, OH, NO! Lillianah spills the coke everywhere, lonnie goes to get paper towels, Lillianah trys to play in it, i go to get her,,oh more poop everywhere, then zoey tried to play in it, and kept laughing as we tried to take her away.)
Me: layed zoey back down, finally got her diaper changed.

PROCESSSSS!!!!!!!